A Simple Design Journal for Autonomous and Hybrid Mechanical Entities.



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Monday, May 2, 2011

Moses





Designation: Yankee - Set  04, "Moses."
Model: AT - 050211
Series: Kaneyuki
Type: Autonomous Developmental
Description: N/A
Notes: At this point no one is sure what Moses was originally designed for. Actually, no one is exactly sure what he capable off. Discovered deep within a secret development vault after the liquidation of the Kaneyuki design firm, it is not even certain he is a finished product. What is known is that he is devoid of locomotion, outside suspended propulsion, his electronic brain is either impenetrably shielded, and perhaps coded in an unprecedented ciphered language, and he has no mounting for manipulator arms. He seems intelligent, but uninterested in communication.     

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Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Stanley




Designation: Quebec - Set 01, "Stanley."
Model: AS - 020211
Series: Tadayuki
Type: Autonomous Support   
Description: According to accepted standard operating procedure, newly manufactured units are initially outfitted with a series of developmental processing modules. After a sequenced period of cognitive augmentation, these modules phase into state of obsolescence, ultimately triggering a sub-internal mechanical rejection system. Early behavioral protocol compel the unit to then physically collect these modules and place them under their pillow during their next hibernation cycle. While in a state of sleep, Stanley comes to replace them with a shiny new quarter.  
Notes: WTF? 


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